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Old 25th March 2009, 23:52
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Default Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

I think it's fair to assume that we're all logged in here because we enjoy our porn. I certainly do. There aren't many things I like more than watching attractive women get naked and get busy.

That said, I think it would be interesting to discuss things we DON'T like to see in our skin flicks. I'll get it started with a few things that I commonly see that can very nearly ruin the show for me:

Stiff tits:
As my screen name would indicate, I love some big funbags. And I don't have any particular problem with fake ones, in principle. But if they're stuffed so tight they don't even move, I don't want to see them. Even the smallest, flattest natural nubbins are sexier than stiff tits.

Fake screaming:
Don't be screaming at the top of your lungs on every thrust of the cock. Purr a little. Groan some. Talk some smut. Build your way up to screaming hysteria, but don't start there. Some girls (and it's always the girls, never the guys) scream so much I can't finish watching.

The money shot jerk-a-thon:
I know these people are acting. I realize not every couple REALLY finds each other attractive. I know fucking is a just a job to them. And I realize stamina and staying power is one of the things that qualifies the guys for the job in the first place. But I hate it when it's time for the money shot, and the guy has to stand there and whack himself for another three or four minutes to rub one out. A couple strokes I understand, but sometimes it goes on and on. That I just don't get. Let's say Gianna deep-throated you to get the scene started, and you've pumped her twat for the last half hour, and now she has her tits wrapped around your dick. If you still have to take matters into your own hands in order to work up a load of spunk, what the fuck are you doing in the porn business??

So those are a few things that can make me go limp. How 'bout you? What pisses you off in your porn?
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Old 26th March 2009, 00:22
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1) Cumshot on the girl's ass. You'll be watching a great scene between 2 (or more) people and to end it that way seems like a letdown of epic proportions.

2) Overacting. (see Bree Olson)

3) Terrible movie trailers. Have you ever seen one of the trailers for a movie Brian Pumper produced? The movies he produces for Evil Angel may be good but I have yet to watch one due to the terrible rap music filled trailers.

4) The whole MILF genre. It bores me to no end.

5) If you're going to include the words Massive Asses in a title then those asses better be exactly that or I'm not going to waste my time watching.

6) Compilation movies. If I wanted to see one I'd burn my own.

7) Internal cumshots that end up being squeezed out onto the floor or even worse a dinner plate. No thanks. Fast Forward.

8) When the best looking girl on the dvd is completely left out of the bonus footage.

9) Last but certainly not least is the wmv format. I can't stand it. Is it really that difficult to get something in avi or mpg? Mac users like their porn just as much as everybody else does.
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Old 26th March 2009, 00:53
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(1) Jump-cuts during the sex. Look, guys, everybody who's watching this has the remote in one hand and Mr happy in the other, and there's a rhythm. If you need to do to a different angle, that's why God created the lap dissolve.

(2) Canned music that switches songs in mid-scene. It's that same rhythm thing.

(3) Tight shots of ugly porn actors grimacing as they fuck or are sucked by the gorgeous honey. I don't want to see him. I don't want to see his reaction. he's ugly. I want to see her.

(4) Disrespecting the girls. I hate to see gorgeous young women called bitches, whores, sluts, cunts, and so one. I hate to see them degraded on camera, and in advertising, and in comments by people who watch them.
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(1) Porno violence. If you're watching a video to see a girl getting slapped around, gagged, and throttled for twenty minutes, you're not watching it for the sex. It gets to a point where it's only about pure domination, and that's a Freudian clusterfuck that I'm not about to untangle.
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Old 26th March 2009, 04:59
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1-In just about every scene the guy has to pull his dick out every 5 strokes and slap her pussy with it.

2-The whole anal craze.I want to see some action.Most,but not all of the time when it gets to the anal part of the scene,he puts his dick in halfway and just sits there.I guess because most can't handle getting pounded in the ass with an 11inch cock.Plus in some scenes you will see a guy lube up his dick with white creamy lotion and then after he pulls it out of her ass the lotion is yellowish/green running out of her ass.

3-When Rocco and others are on top fucking a girl and they start spitting in there face and then literally drooling down into there mouth.

4-Any scene with Hershel Savage is ruined for me.His dick is so fucked up looking.When you see it going into a hot girls pretty pussy,it makes me think her pussy has been contaminated.It looks like a rotten banana that has been sitting out for 3 months.
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Old 26th March 2009, 05:20
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(1) I can't stand the forced gagging that seems to be done in porn all of the time now. When she's struggling to breath and making gagging/daffy duck noises in her throat it does nothing for me and make me want to turn it off.
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Old 26th March 2009, 07:22
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(1) I can't stand the forced gagging that seems to be done in porn all of the time now. When she's struggling to breath and making gagging/daffy duck noises in her throat it does nothing for me and make me want to turn it off.
i cant stand the gaggin stuff either.. my biggest pet peeve is probably POV scenes..
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I would have to say anal sex. I don't really see the point in anal sex.
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I don't really see the point in anal sex.
I can think of three.

- It's warmer
- It's tighter
- It's more degrading to women
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